Love: Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed...

By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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You deserved it 7 936

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 286

You deserved it 11 865

By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 185

You deserved it 12 448

Forever

By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 318

You deserved it 29 812

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 907

You deserved it 7 768

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 318

You deserved it 11 640

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 573

You deserved it 323

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 951

You deserved it 4 586

By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 644

You deserved it 2 299

Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 189

You deserved it 143

By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 785

You deserved it 3 524

jaclynm 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:16

How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.

blue8795 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:07

Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?

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celtic7 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:49

Mark Hymer?

chickenxtoes 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:15

owh im sorry hun.

love_revived 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:23

I actually know a Mark H. as well! Are you a Mark Haller...? =P And like all the other comments, talk to the girl!

fuckmylife431413 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:43

get off this site..... now

Epic_Fail_Sauce 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:14

1. You deserve it cuz she didnt know your name 2. a note? wow, i wont even resort to that low 3. wow...just..........wooooooow

chewyy_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:56

if you've talked to her before giving her the note, give up on her. if not, why the hell ask her out if u haven't talked to her

MHB8321 0

Friday 3 April 2009 8:45

Are you in fifth grade..?

theoldGP 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:09

#1 is right lol. #80 i was just thinking that. lol this sounds so immature =P hahaha a note.

takran 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:11

#11 made me LOL, dating jungle of middle school.

morgannnnn 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:23

yes, middle school. u really shouldn't ask a girl out through a note...and putting your last initial...brings it down to a preschool level. seriously she would have been dumb to say yes..