By elissak - 07/12/2014 06:58 - United States - Dubuque
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Hey all! OP here. A longer version of the story... I was on a first date when I saw a man at another table panic, get up from his table, and start running toward the back. I was taught this is a common sign of someone choking, so I went after him without thinking (my poor date!). I caught him right before the bathrooms and had him calm enough for a moment to dislodge the lobster. He was very thankful at the time. Around twenty minutes later when his table got the bill, he made a special trip over to my table to get in my face and started yelling about how I cost him this otherworldly amount of money because he couldn't get that lobster back. I had considered opening my purse and pulling out some monopoly money to pay for his meal (yes, I keep monopoly money on me), but I thought that might have been a little cruel or in poor taste, so I simply stared at him until he walked away. My date and I laughed about it for the rest of dinner, and it's definitely a tale getting added to my arsenal of stories. No harm done!
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Shove it back down his throat. Then ask for a tip since you served him his food. Then, once he passes out, sacrifice him to the gods. I'm not very good at comments am I?
Some people are ungrateful.
"Heimlich maneuver?! I was gesturing for you to pour melted butter down my throat!"
No good deed goes unpunished...
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Let his ass choke.
That lobster must have been to die for!