By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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steph87_fml 0

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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taurus27 0

why wouldn't there be fuckig walmarts in California?

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supercrack11 1

Wth how strong are u or the bugs in ur place how hard did u pull it off?

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texasgirlswagg 0

Moles are actually cancerous. that doesn't mean you have cancer if you have moles though. Still, when you pick one off and the air hits it, it could cause cancer to spread. You need to see a dr asap.

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HenryFBP 0

How is that a very shitty thing to have happen? It isn't even an inconvenience...

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silverlinings 0

If you have a mole that does that... you should see a doctor.

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LilaBear 1

don't you have nerves in your skin?? Could you not feel you were ripping a piece of your skin off??

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neonsugarXx 0

Aooww... That's... Nice.. At least you got the mole off... o3o But then again. It might leave a scar. :P

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iBeast7 1

Hey man, look on the bright side: when your skin grows back there will be no more mole :) I don't see the big deal.

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