By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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steph87_fml 0

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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pepelittle9 0

XOX this happened to me just yesterday!

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jbaby7892 0

My thing is I'm pretty sure that mole has been there all your life.... If not, it was at least there long enough for you to know=} I hope it didn't hurt too much cause when I try and pull my moles off that shit hurts!!! FYL

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aligiorav 11

Similar thing happened to me once too! There was this thing hanging off my body and it frightened me so i ripped it off as fast as i could. Then i discovered it was just my penis...

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isaac713 0

moles arent tht easy to pick off

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narf887 4

I find this difficult to ********** to a bleeding mole

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Jimboom 11

Unless you are the one with the bleeding mole, in which case... free lube. :-P

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BrittyBFMV 0

I really feel the need to tell u that ur a complete idiot. first off, how do u not notice a mole your whole life? and second when it starts to hurt and you see that it's attached what on earth is telling u to continue?....

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stevenmx86 7

Ouch but ew. I don't know where your intelligence came from but if it WERE a tick, you'd have caused yourself a lot of problems by just picking at it... They release a kind of toxin when you fiddle around with them too much and if you just "pick it off" there's a good chance it would've broken apart and left its mouth in there to get infected. I know it wasn't a tick but I'm trying to show you how stupid that was even if it was a parasite...

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DocBastard 38

Wait...what? Your comment made no sense for I-can't-even-count-that-high reasons. What kind of tick releases toxins? And would you expect him to just leave the tick on there and let it continue feeding on him forever? And it WASN'T EVEN A TICK! My forehead hurts from all the facepalms.

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howslife123 0

I think what she meant was if you pick off a tick instead of using tweezers or something, the head stays on and starts to grow again but the mouth releases poison into your skin .. Or something completely different.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Still bleeding OP?

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christyk26 0

You should get that checked out, you're never supposed to mess with moles.

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Clozzie 0

I see cancer coming your way!

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ih82bl8 2

Yah- my friend got cancer from doing that. No picking moles

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french_vulpix 19

...Your friend got cancer from picking a mole? I don't think cancer works that way :P

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