By WildaRora - 14/03/2013 07:19 - Australia

Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML
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WildaRora tells us more.

WildaRora 43

Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.

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sux4u121 10

Audio ****, nice, I bet your dealer enjoyed that earful of 50 shades of grey.

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acerima 11

I just think it's cool you're into anal.

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pheebs314 17

I'm into murder... That's why I read mystery novels.

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gymnastlove 4

That's when the dealer gazed into your eyes and quoted the next six passages on the audiobook

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DanielleinDC 33

Ooops! Guess you're an erotic--or maybe an erratic--driver.

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EmmaxSampson 9

Omfg this is hilarious!

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WildaRora 43

Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.

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WildaRora 43

Edit: Sorry, she was female, not some weird new species.

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WildaRora 43

Not sure if I should corrupt everyone, particularly after the list of things Perdix has given people to look up. I will message you.

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perdix 29

#61, Hey! I listed things people SHOULDN'T look up. Please let us know the name of the book so we don't accidentally read it, if we don't want. So, when that happened, did you feel like an *lowers sunglasses* asshole?

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skittles_fairy07 4

I'm curious as to what book this was as well, if it wasn't Fifty Shades.

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WildaRora 43

Hey Perdix, eyeshades raised or lowered, no I did not feel like that particular body part. OK I give in. The book was Sweet Temptation by Maya Banks. I must admit I am rather a prude when it comes to such blatant terminology. I never swear and to suddenly hear such graphic language blasted over the stereo was truly shocking. Particularly when there was someone else in the car who I did't know very well. My poor car will never be the same. I had previously read the Highlander series by Maya Banks and I thought that the Sweet series would be along the same lines. Boy was I wrong. Add in whips, ropes and chains, other 'adult' toys, multiple partners etc and you start to get the idea. Not really my thing, but hey, it may give Perdix's eyeshades a workout.

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perdix 29

#92, thank you! Sorry you had to go through that, but it was a fun FML for the rest of us!

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lylotrezor 20

Heh, what's wrong with knowing what **** sounds like?

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aly88snts06 4

I wanna know now too lol

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Iwillnotpress1 9

I'm curious as to the name of the book also now..... I also just realized important a pervert. Lol. Message me also (name of book not because I'm a pervert lol)

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melacortez 11

Best way to bless a car with a little sex! Gotta love it

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Bunny21 11

And they stared at the rear of your...car as you drove away lol

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whY402Jay 12

You might be able to get out of a down payment...

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dvp_fml 8

isn't that how many **** films start?

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