Miscellaneous: Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect... - FML

By WildaRora - 14/03/2013 07:19 - Australia

Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

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WildaRora 43

Thursday 14 March 2013 14:56

Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.

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Bobientje 3

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:37

At least it wasn't Justin Bieber.

sux4u121 10

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:43

Audio ****, nice, I bet your dealer enjoyed that earful of 50 shades of grey.

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klovely22 13

Monday 18 March 2013 8:29

This clearly proves that people are too lazy to read. OP has clearly said it WAS NOT 50 Shades. There are more erotic books than that anyway.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:59

You want proof that people are too lazy to read? OP can't even be bothered to read trashy novels herself, she has to listen to them instead.

IZkat 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 4:43

#128. I take it you are talking about yourself in that YOU are to lazy to read! OP says in #95 "I don't have time to read all the books I would like to, and by listening to Audiobooks, I can exercise, clean the house, do my crafts and shock unsuspecting car sales people" Yep, she sounds realllly lazy to me.

willmatrix 6

Monday 18 March 2013 16:03

Could be worse. You could've been listening to Nickleback

ethan_unoxx 29

Sunday 20 July 2014 2:17

I feel sorry for you but at the same time that's what you get.

WasabiG 11

Sunday 5 April 2015 2:52

so...was it fifty shades?

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