By Anonyme - 24/07/2010 15:09 - Israel

Today, I picked up my six-year-old son after the karate class I’d signed him up for the holidays. As he got out, I could see he was disappointed so I asked him what was wrong. “It’s lame, we’re not even going to learn how to make fireballs.” FML
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cole_tyler42 21

But he can still learn the crouching tiger hidden dragon right?

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daniel271 13

Did you break the news to him?

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daniel271 13

Did you break the news to him?

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cole_tyler42 21

But he can still learn the crouching tiger hidden dragon right?

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Lalala579121 27

Or the five point palm exploding heart technique?

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buttcrackles 9

Or what about The Eight Trigrams Sixty Four Palms?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

He should at be able to learn the kamehameha.

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RichardPencil 30

Of course you can make fireballs in karate -- just deliver a Crane Kick to your opponent's crotch.

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bleu85 11

How is it even FML??? This story is borderline cute...

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Stripez234 16

Making fireballs is only possible through the secrets of Karate. Sensei must verticle kick at exactly 90° while the mind is fully enlightened with the senses of cinnamon to perfect the simplicity of a cinnamony sweet goodness that is a fireball

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creditless 14

what!? u didn't take him to the Dragonball Z school of martial arts!?!? what kind of parent are u

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samlovesham1234 9

Someone has playing too much Street Fighter.

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LyricaSilvan 29

There is no such thing as too much Street Fighter.

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HollowMamba25 7

You need to go to Bushier Brow's Academy. Maybe Ninjutsu isn't his forte

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