By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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huh_what 4

I think you may be a slight sadist.

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Tarantino_fml 11

Been there, done that... Sucks when you have a hot orthodontist + nurse :/

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nn13 1

You shouldnt be poppin' a boner if you still have braces.

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ImNotDrake 0

Most dental hygienist are hot, especially at my orthodontist. But you still can't get away with that.

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rillastyle 1

That scene from horrible boss's pop'd into your head didn't it

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UnluckyDude96 8

You should really floss more

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tyghl55 4

Hahaha that's such a win. You should have asked the hygenist to tuck it into your belt for you

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