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at least it wasn't an x-ray machine.
why was your bone being scanned?
I bet they see this all the time - your focus is on the massive machine your pelvis is inserted into, and with all the attention being directed at your pelvis (yours, and that which you expect from the technicians) it's only natural for your body to respond in the only way it knows how: pelvic attention = mating opportunity. Essentially, your hind brain (as well as everyone else's on the planet) only recognizes 3 ways to respond to attention: FFF. It will Flee, it will Fight, or well... You weren't going to fight the MRI, you couldn't run, so by default, you got ready for action.
whatever tickles your fancy
15- I see what u did there
That's one way to pass the time
Hard times... eeeh?
radiation will make your boner like a super hero instant erections holding the gravy longer w/ power shot I'm tired so I'll come up with better super hero powers
I guess MRI machines are kind of sexy
15- predictable
theres another bone in the pelvis! scientifically defying!!!
haha lol.. wow..
hahahahaha
lol vet it was a man
I know you like it :D
chain that lil ****** to your leg!!!! teach him whose boss. and if he comes out to play, beat the shit out of him until he throws up and passes out
#133 - HAHAHA :'D that sure is one way of putting it!
xD
lol!
so was the docter hot???
He really does have a point.
seriously... just delete your account.
Nobody would miss him anyway.
i agree with 117.. theres no need to be mean jeez people
157- he's not even really gay lol and for the rest of you, I bet he likes all the attention he gets from all his haters, I know that I would haha it's definently something to talk about, being the most hated person on FML, I don't even know why but more power to u gaiiboy keep it up :)
Ooo someone's a litle touchy over homosexuality... How about you don't judge us for our thoughts, and we won't judge you for yours. I AM a homophobe, I was raised a homophobe, and I will STAY a homophobe 157.
he's not gay people read his box...
I'm pretty sure thats not what everyone meant but way to overreact
FML
Aww my comment got moderated :( I have offended the gods of FML!!
never piss kaysl, i thought everyone knew that
I love how these arguments have nothing to do with the topic at hand
would like to point out that snickerdoodles is the most hated fml poster
KaySL not to get into this little spat here but this argument is dumb She was clueless so what? most humans have been 1 or twice in ur life she only assumed because that's what most ppl would have done in the 1st place. heck u assumed that she said EVERYONE on Fml ha no life I'm pretty sure she just meant you. also you must only go on Fml all the time if u have enough of a reputation in your comments that people think your are cold
Reading all of these reply's I forgot what the FML was.
haha you use really big words I bet half if the people that read this have no idea what you said at all
ayame01 fails so epically
a little too relaxed?
^Win
Yep, with MRI machines being so god damn sexy nowadays. Think before you post.
xD
that never happened to me...
thats a good one ;)
there you go :p, atleast you have cool hair
your hair looks like a bad Photoshop job.
Thank god it's a wig! No offence though.
66 I don't think she really gives a shit or even asked for your opinion.
lol
Keywords
Just helping the doctors see it better.
I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)