Miscellaneous: Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4,...

By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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Sabotage!

By I choose health - 11/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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Fouisgras 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:41

What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.

kmapes 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:42

Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.

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Luckster 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:53

On the bright side of all this, you did a wonderful job dropping the weight, so it shouldn't be too hard to find a man who isn't a bitch like your now-ex.

Munsie 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:53

Your boyfriend is an idiot, congrats on the weight loss. FYL.

Mvibes 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:56

Think of how much better your off now? Your healthy, probably in great shape, so go to the gym and meet a new guy. one who loves and appreciates you... or.... GO HAVE FUN. Who needs a man? its nice to be free and single for a bit

kionnalexus 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:56

He's ******* fired! Who does that? He was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you. FYL indeed but hey, now your fit and asshole-less. You should be happy.

ihatestupidppl 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:57

**** it, at least you lost the weight. Hopefully, YOU think you look good, because that's all that matters. Forget that idiot, and get a new man to go with the new you =)

sucky_a_m 9

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:01

what an asshole. you deserve better than him. and congrats on the weight lose.

SomeonePosting 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:04

Congrats on setting out to lose weight and actually doing it! Sure, it's not awesome that you were motivated by his wants, but who cares now? Don't let that asshat back into your life and enjoy your new healthy body!

DeathShad0 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:05

What an ass. Good thing he dumped you. I have a feeling he would of made you miserable.

RARHhhhhh 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:11

hun u were to good for him if u lost all thaat weight and he was suck a dumb ass as to dump u! welll ggoooood job on the weight loss

rockonCB4 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:16

You may not realize it, buy you were in an abusive relationship. Anyone asking you to change, and than breaking up with you because of it, doesn't love you.