Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "

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imaxmain 24

Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "

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rockne93 17

Your profile is weird as shit

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Holy **** I agree. That's the weirdest shit I've seen in ages!

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levention 18

Size 8?! Someone needs to hit the gym.

oathkeeper99 31

OP lives in the UK. Size 8 here is a US size 4.

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DREAMCATCHERoooo 4

how can something as normal as shit, something all animals do be usrd to describe something wierd?

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Lilxpie 18

#41 I think that Australian sizes are the same or similar to the UK's. So an 8 there would probably be the same here.

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DustyLyn1 9

Somebody are some "Bitch-O's" for breakfast!

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TwistedCherub1 15

Even if she was talking about an U.S. size 8, that's not fat. My sister wears an 8 and she's a college cheerleader who eats super healthy and works out with a trainer 5 days per week.

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KayleeFrye 39

Size 8 is actually pretty small! Someone needs to hit reality!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

? I don't understand how my profile is weird.

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imaxmain 24

Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."

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sabrinalynn22 19

Sounds like he was just trying to find an excise to break up. You should've told him that he's gotten too immature for you!

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sapphiregirly 11

I think your New Years resolution should be to get rid of that insensitive jerk this year!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

She probably already did that.

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sapphiregirly 11

well, in my defense, it does say 'boyfriend'. Not ex-boyfriend.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

The FML also stated he said he can't be with her anymore. & OP's username says she got dumped.

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Alexis2742 31

Get him some XS condoms and say "I know these will be too big but they were the smallest they had"

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ThomasBombadil 31

I would go the other way. Get some Jumbo condoms and then get pissed when he can't fill them out. Really pissed. And then dump the loser already, you deserve better.

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REALAfroninga 11

I'm just saying, I know a lot of assholes, and that could backfire really quickly. The best way to handle this would just be to be the bigger person OP.

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warriorkitty_ 10

I cant even...... Best revenge? Somehow exercise lots for one year and get to a size 4 while secretly sending him fattening food like cake and fast food etc. Then do the same to him.>:D opps you are too fat for me now ;D

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Dave_Davington 33

That would imply he's actually worth a year's worth of hard work and quite a bit of money.

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BellaBear90 27

Also, op is from the uk. A size 4 is tiny. Unhealthy tiny.

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gracehi 31

Some people just can't achieve certain sizes because of their bone structure.

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mcrepas 19

Even then in the US, a size 8 is not big. I prefer girls being larger than a 4 otherwise they look too delicate and bony.

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warriorkitty_ 10

Haha okay!!Looking back,I did realised how unrealistic my comment was because 1.)the money used for petty revenge could be put into other more useful stuff like new clothes etc. 2.)In one year time,OP probably wouldnt give a shit about revenge. 3.)I probably wouldnot be motivated to lose that much weight just for an ex. Yes yes,I did forgot about cultural difference because I personally am a size 4 (I think.Based on google.) and most of the girls here are like 45kg max.(Thats around 99pounds) Whereas size 4 is considered healthy and anything above that could be considered on the overweight size for Asians,it does not match the bone structure of Caucasians.Pictures of size 4 Caucasians I looked up in google looked extremely anorexic,like a walking skeleton. So yes,I do apologise for posting without actual thought whatsoever.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

:( I wear size 2-4 (depending on the clothing company), and I don't think I look anorexic...

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LostMy_Marbles 24

Buy him a set of crayons and tell him he's right, he can't be with you anymore. What a childish ass....

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Kibaruto 33

Look, I'd absolutely love anyone who bought me crayons. Maybe they should get him something that's actually childish as an insult instead?

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greeneyebeauty9 28

It sounds like he was being a jerk and trying to use an excuse to break things off with you. There's nothing wrong with being that size. He didn't deserve you if he couldn't have broken things off with you while being honest with it.

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KinkyCurly 13

^---- I agree with all the comments & wanted to add that I hope you don't end up forgiving him for acting this way. Those kind of guys deserve to be alone.

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Ramanella 26

You deserve better. Be with someone who is man enough, so when things aren't working out he will break it off like a decent human being. Btw a size 8 is not fat.

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