By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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vaalcrawford 0

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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KARMAREBEL 0

DOES IT TASTES NICE?WAIT IS A CENTIPEDE THE ONE WITH LOTS OF LEG OR THE BUTTERFLY THINGY

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eyorsdocjr 0

if u didn't wanna crap it out or throw it up the. why the hell did you eat it?

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levraea 0

damn, this made me puke up the centipede i was eating!

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lolylol_fml 5

how???? that's crazy, and kinds gross XD

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alexooo_fml 0

well dont eat centipedes then dip shit!

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Jawa99 9

WTF ARE YOU EATING?! DIRT? GYM FLOOR SWEEPINGS? MY CAFETERIA'S LASANGA?!

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missamazinggg 12

That's what happens when you drink all the tequila.

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Baytheshark 14

Damn, where do you live?

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insanelyXnikki 18

I'd probably pass out. That sucks sooo bad.

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