By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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vaalcrawford 0

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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vaalcrawford 0

it was a decent size >.< and it was dead when i regergetated it thank god. it gave me one of the worst panic attacks ive ever had.

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c_silas_b 2

O_O DUDE! WTF?! D: that sounds ******* creepy. but if it had been alive, it'd've been creepier. so there's a brightside! ^^;;

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elbishay93 0

how in the name of omg did you do that?? do you remember eating one ya nasty!!!!

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justlikeme123 0

he must have swallowed one when he was asleep and when he woke up or later in the day it must of got into his gagg reflex to make him puke.

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Lexx_bluee 0

That's not fml that wtf!

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btown99909 0

that's not something you see everyday

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somethingweird 0

How the hell does that happen?

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