By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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gagahippo 0

Must have crawled in your mouth when you were sleeping haha

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rubyliu8420 7

Is that good or bad?

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SkoomaKi 27

The birth of the human centipede..... *shudders*

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magicalswaci 12

The first thing that popped into my mind was "the human centipede". I will now proceed to throw up at the thought of eating someone's poo.

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theanimepanda 4

it must have entered from the other end

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mwmiller99 4

And the award for the shortest fml goes too....

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yumewomita 1

...Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou much? Really, now? *yes i know this fml was posted over a year ago. I was on fmylife random :P

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