By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 272
You deserved it 17 105

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Kotoko_fml 7

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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Pleonasm 35

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

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Talooka 10

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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Iknoweverything 29

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~Ambrose Bierce

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tralien 8

Use a coin next time, it makes the scratching easier. But if you think about it, a non-scratchable ticket would be a great gag gift.

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masterofwolves 5

why the hell are stories like these even on here?

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onorexveritas 23

maybe next time it'll be worth it

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Kk_Waylen24 21

Calm down there tiger. You don't have to scratch so hard!

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lovelyohhmee 8

You sure you pull a muscle "scratching a lottery ticket"??

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yrue82 7

Buy another ticket and use your other arm... Good luck !!!

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fdupagain 11

Is that what they are calling it these days?

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freethinker1150 7

either that must have been a ginormously huge lottery ticket , like the size of a billboard , or u r just one big vajayjay ! suck it up puss!!

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