By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 272
You deserved it 17 105

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Kotoko_fml 7

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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Top comments

Pleonasm 35

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

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Talooka 10

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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Comments

pbonham 22

Don't worry, I once got so exited scratching a lottery ticket, I hit myself in the nose.... I still don't understand how it happened

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seriouscat 11

Better luck next time... After losing 50 dollars...

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TypoH 7

Good job, you won a free trip to the doctors!

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pirate23 1

Yeah... Really don't know how you could have done that. I think the only thing you will ever win is a Darwin Award one day.

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skyeyez9 24

I instantly thought of the meme of the little black boy furiously coloring with his crayons when I read this.

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Bunny21 11

Lmao I sent this one to my favorites.

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Kotoko_fml 7

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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HarroIAmBob 21

glad you admitted it, just think to yourself next time, "do i REALLY want to pay 20$ for a worthless little piece of paper?"

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everton99 16

I have...and lost. That's when I was 14 though, now that I'm 18 I just avoid them.

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Mrhammer404 21

#52 I don't know where you live but lotto tickets are 2 dollars in Louisiana

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ninaskyez 12

So I Take It You Went Off Hoping You Were Gunna Win

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simplysarcastics 26

This is quite saddening. Seems like something that would happen to me. Times are rough, acquire lotto ticket, see two things match, experience fit of excitement, end up hurting myself and not winning a dang thing. Hey, times are hard these days.

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Jacksparrow72 21

How hard was you going?

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