Health: Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off... - FML

By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML

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Kotoko_fml 7

Saturday 6 April 2013 18:38

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:19

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

Talooka 10

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:20

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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appforthat 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 22:08

YOU WON NOTHING!

Oley 27

Wednesday 24 October 2018 11:26

You're masterbating skills must be really bad!😒

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