Health: Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise,...

By ThisGuy97 - 12/08/2011 20:46 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By Sayahh - 07/01/2017 08:07

Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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By Will T - 01/09/2021 01:01

Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By AnonThoughts - 24/10/2019 06:00

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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Saturday 13 August 2011 1:55

You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.

supimnyancat 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:55

happens to me all the time.

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8sq 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:00

I hate when that happens.

ed11 1

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:01

Gotta remember to stretch those finger muscles before a WOW raid ;).

trumancassady 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:51

Please get a life...

Furytalon 14

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:46

totally that's what I do before bosses

ed11 1

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:17

100 u r just too cool :))

irokyoursox 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:02

Always stretch before exercise and you can prevent injuries like this.

shay1813 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:09

Let's add reaching for the tv remote as a new form of exercise.. :P

skinthesnakes 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:23

108 lets take it easy, dont want to get ahead of ourselves. lets start with thinking about getting it.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:04

It's okay, I know someone who claims to have dislocated her leg rolling over when she was sunbathing hahaa

lilmamiyankee67 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:05

lmao, wow. :)

nashster2 1

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:05

That's the effects of playing MINECRAFT

Lenho 26

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:06

Where the hell was your mouse?

hahalaughing 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:07

well thats what jenny craig is for!(:

AnonTheGreat 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:07

Was the mouse running away from you?

lajaynay 15

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:09

Dude. Wtf. How does that even happen? Like seriously?

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