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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 06:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML

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By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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Faith13 16

Friday 13 September 2013 8:38

She seems nice. You picked a good one.

ironik69 31

Friday 13 September 2013 8:38

Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.

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Chellec2013 28

Friday 13 September 2013 10:27

Great story to tell the grandkids

emirie 21

Friday 13 September 2013 10:28

Look at it as your first date!

buckdharma 37

Friday 13 September 2013 10:28

So, you fell over backwards trying to please this girl and all it got you was a trip to the hospital. Next time try head over heals. Yeah, that should do it.

Wizzlbang 10

Friday 13 September 2013 11:40

It worked!

sinekt 9

Friday 13 September 2013 12:28

******* bikers...

TheDrifter 23

Friday 13 September 2013 14:29

Crotch Rocketeer. Possibly motorcycle enthusiast. Biker has a slightly different meaning that OP hasn't earned yet.

Fadingstars 12

Friday 13 September 2013 13:11

We at least you got her attention and a medical bill. Hope she thought it was cool at least.

extrasnipes 22

Friday 13 September 2013 13:43

im sure you impressed alright

Axel5238 29

Friday 13 September 2013 14:02

I think ( hopefully) it'd be rather difficult to find someone that'd leave you there. Though, if you are dumb enough to risk your life to impress a girl well..YDI. Though be thankful you are in good health, I've heard stories from ER docs at the hospital I used to work at about guys that do that stuff. At a decent enough speed falling off your bike is like a cheese grater and easily removes several layers of skin. Hope I don't see you on World's Dumbest.

aprilmulder 8

Friday 13 September 2013 14:15

You know, if you guys get together right after this experience, it might be a cute story to tell your kids and grandkids :D

Mithylove 13

Friday 13 September 2013 14:40

I would not get on a motorcycle with someone who pulled those stunts. I like having my skin on my body and not on the pavement.

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