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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 085
You deserved it 52 725

Same thing different taste

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She seems nice. You picked a good one.

ironik69 31

Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.

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I saw the ending coming, no trying to impress girls ever ends well. But at least she cared enough to stop and take you to the hospital.

perdix 29

Well, you did get to spend time with her, so it seems like your trick worked. I'd think to copy it, but it sounds too expensive with all the insurance and what-not.

jw90 18

Goes to show trying to impress someone never goes how you want it.

kazram 2

Solution: don't do wheelies haha

FMLitsFire 4

hope u were wearing a helmet atleast. I've been riding for a while and go out in shorts and a shirt but i always wear gloves and a helmet. been doing wheelies for about a year now and yet to crash. knock on wood haha

I love when people show off only to get owned shortly after. YDI

Moron. People like you shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a vehicle, much less licensed to drive one on the road. You showing off like an asshole for the sake of maybe getting a root can seriously injure not just yourself but others as well. Next time, just give her a bunch of flowers like a normal person, hmmm?

Awe that sucks, last time I wheelies on my motorcycle, I almost fell to the side.

you kinda deserve that for being a show-off. next time, try not being a douche.

I stopped reading and clicked YDI after reading "pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie". It never pays to be a show-offy douche.