By anniemeece - 07/04/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
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anniemeece 23

Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.

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Top comments

Justforlolz 14

I guess you could say... That was... *sunglasses* A booby trap. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*

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Comments

TheElderTROLLZ 15

I bet it felt good! No, but how the hell did that happen?

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DREWBERTMAN 2

... Maybe it got stuck on something and OP was pulling too hard? Or OP was putting on a small bra? This could have happened many different ways...

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perdix 29

You subconsciously want to go braless. C'mon! Let the girls bounce around free and unfettered!

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

You just made my day.

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I_heart_sex 1

But then they sag later in life! All things need support early in life (young trees, kids, boobs)

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DREWBERTMAN 2

I still like the idea of the boobs jiggling'... I'll let my mind wander a bit before realizing the truth in your statement...

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SkoomaKi 27

15 Sports bra and trainer bra? I know that and I'm not even a girl....

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Yes, she punched her face with her boob.

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ManicGypsy 22

#87 If she is big enough, it is fully possible to punch yourself in the face with your own boob. Believe me, I know from experience.

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yoyodog27 5

It's not punching if its with your boob

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Sidel 11

I have no idea how this happens, but I have done it too. Your hand just kind of slips to the front of your body and up in your face...

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