By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
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Doortje 29

The burning pain distracted you from biting your nails, so mission accomplished!

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Sinkhole 26

You should use garlic instead, and next time, put it only on your nails!

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smokindagoo 0

you dont even need to put anything on your fingers just think of all the times everyday you itch your but and pick your nose . that might make you think twice

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NextBigThing5044 0

You made my night LOL.

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nixom1334 6

WELL, are you still bitting your nails?

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Vienna 0

you could always try arsenic. DISCLAIMER don't really do that

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DocBastard 38

When you put a disclaimer at the end of a joke, it kills the joke. Batteries not included, some restrictions may apply, operators are standing by.

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uncbballwins 0

Maybe you could try putting it all on one comment there, champ.

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Mosswine 2

Your life is obviously ****** because you stung you eye.

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jneverearley 0

Thanks for helping that guy out. Haha.

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sephoraprincess 7

if you are a girl, even though op isn't, just wear a nail polish that you like. it tastes bad and no one wants to bite their freshly painted fingernails. or you could just get French tips. :)

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