By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
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Doortje 29

The burning pain distracted you from biting your nails, so mission accomplished!

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Sinkhole 26

You should use garlic instead, and next time, put it only on your nails!

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lil_lala209 5

you are so stupid... YDI

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mogli813 0

Not the brightest but hey if it works for you whatever.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

60 - It pretty well is Americanized. I see nothing screaming "HELLO I'M A BRIT" in your post. No odd spellings, no weird language... *shrug* I think this dude's on crack.

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lilvampire18 5

fail! haha! sounds like something I would do if I was a guy who used after shave.

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Haloman45 0

I doth think it's possible to stop I've almost ate mine away I've tried everything

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Macka007 2

Use hypnosis to stop nail biting. I bought an MP3 (~$12.95), listened to it 3 times and haven't bitten my nails since. I bought and first listened to it on the evening of 29/8/2010, last time I bit them was on the 31/8/2010. I chewed a few times on the 30th, listened that night, chewed once on the 31st, listened that night and that was it.

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