Health: Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to...

By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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How? Why?

By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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Double trouble

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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Doortje 29

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:35

The burning pain distracted you from biting your nails, so mission accomplished!

Sinkhole 26

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:26

You should use garlic instead, and next time, put it only on your nails!

Comments

piiing 0

Friday 25 February 2011 0:32

is aftershave the reason that the kid in home alone slaps his face and screams? I never knew that it could burn!

jewels1877 0

Friday 25 February 2011 0:33

Do you get odd things in your eye often?

piiing 0

Friday 25 February 2011 3:47

what are you licking in your pic???

jewels1877 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:07

Nothing at all. Just sticking out my tongue.. o.O

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 25 February 2011 0:36

******* comment bug!

Shinygirlnz 1

Friday 25 February 2011 0:38

I guess if everytime you bite your nails you get stingy eyes... it might work.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 25 February 2011 0:39

Do.....You....Do you want to SCREAM!?!?? OP, I stopped biting my nails by keeping them neatly trimmed at all times. I keep a pair of baby nail clippers on my key ring. If you keep your nails smooth, you might be less tempted to bite them since there aren't any jagged edges. Worked for me.(:

demetrius19 7

Friday 25 February 2011 0:45

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chippa 24

Friday 25 February 2011 0:51

OP, I clipped my nails back as far as I possibly could once every week and coated them with nail polish. This was a year ago, and I haven't been biting my nails since. :D *Must clip back, don't bite them all the way back!

frostchill 0

Friday 25 February 2011 1:23

The OP realised it's a bad habit, and trying to stop himself from doing it, but he screwed up, So i don't get why peoples actually voting He desever it.