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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 19:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

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By Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 08/11/2018 22:00

Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:20

this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.

LemonLala 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:19

aww... poor girl

Comments

SLWatcher_fml 1

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:33

Nosey busybody way to go home wrecker!

paragod535 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:37

Ummm maybe you should have minded your own damn business ****** annoying neighbors....

Flora_fml 6

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:17

It sucks in the short term, but you actually did her a favor in the long run.

Vagmanec 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:19

I'm surprised by all the people that think the OP shouldn't have said anything. Why do so many people think a cheating husband shouldn't be caught?? If you're a cheater, you deserve to be caught. Don't cheat if you're not willing to risk your relationship.

LaGriffonne 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:36

The only reason I can see is because they already cheated on their partner, were busted and can't accept they are the one that actually ruined their relationships.

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:41

I completely agree with Vagmanec. I also quite like LaGriffonne's theory of why some people can't accept it.

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 23 September 2010 21:24

Kudos. You did her a favor. but **** HER life, not yours.

SoDorable 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 21:44

you are all dumb. op i bet you feel like shit! but the husband is a jerk and he doesnt deserve a loving wife

mcme 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:09

"Today, I came home to a note under my door saying not to have such loud sex, and last night was "Ridiculous". I just got home from a weeklong vacation and my husband and I haven't had sex for 2 weeks. FML."

davek 36

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:36

Don't think this is FML or YDI on your part, it's justice.

Schazam 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:01

poor girl? she was busted having an affair while her significant other was out providing for the fam

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 24 September 2010 1:11

What? Did you read the FML? It says the husband was having an affair that the wife has just found out about thanks to the OP's note. Not the other way around.