By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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cgregg01 tells us more.

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

Top comments

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

Comments

jdawg2010 0

Well maybe you should take time to potty train her, instead of leaving her in diapers.

Philerup31 12

A lot of preschool teachers in this country say that's not art but I say their wrong.

Why would a 3yo do that?.... Usually they have learnt a bit more by that age....

My little brother did that to my dresser once. I wanted to die.

She is 3 and not potty trained yet? Whose fault is this? #parenting fail

ScreamingFits 0

Why is your three year old still in a diaper? YDI.

sugarbear0727 19

Why is your three year old still wearing diapers?

mojo5678 5

I feel like your three year old should be out of diapers by now...

Why at 3 years old your kid is still in diapers??? All. Y children were potty trained on or before their 2nd birthdays.....sorry just saying you deserved this one lol