By SwimminginSweat - 27/02/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML
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puppypuncher 5

That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but

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SookyTurner 4

I see what you did there lol

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juicystar777 4

haha yeah I saw what they did there too!! :) ^^

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KeyboardWarrior 10

:):):):):)^^ ^^ :):):):):):) :D:D:D:D !!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!1! - Add a few more smileys and that pretty much sums up all of 23's comments.

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theWINDOWmonster 3

26, don't be a bully.

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shortvirgo13 7

I had a bf who naturally is sweaty. I use to think this is the most disgusting experience ever whenever he came close with all his sweat but I adapt because I can't change who he is and if I'm gonna go out with then I'll take the good and the bad.

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swimmerstud 7

Imagine how much he will sweat when he has sex with her

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puppypuncher 5

That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but

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puppypuncher 5

***but I would have told him that he should cool himself down instead of staying silent. Apologies for the cut off

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LaughinStock 16

No 7 it's ok you had me going, so suspenseful :)

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MissHayleyJames 7

Don't you mean udders? Unless cows and otters have some sort of secret relationship I don't know about.

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holly1398 5

I'm confused with this cow talk

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emvictoria 9

It's the worst!! And you feel bad if u say anything about it!! And it's even worse when it smells!!

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peachesncreem 21

You seem overly excited there !!!!!

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hotPinklipstick 24

Oh my god!!! You don't say?!!?!? Sweat can be like so totally nastyy!!!! Omg and it's so bad when it smells!!! Like OMG!! Anyways, I find it amusing that you spelled you right the first time but not the second time.

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deviable 9

What you need is a sexy lifeguard to come rescue you.

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Jonkbaby 22

Pammy Anderson is on her way. *slo-mo scene of running on beach

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jerseyboy732 16

don't be upset. he was just nervous cause he was with a girl who was so pretty

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tacojauns 45

but he was lying he said he was slightly sweaty its sounds like soaked sweaty

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Melinie 7

Don't forget your swim suit for when you guys have sex...

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Jonkbaby 22

if you break out a swimsuit for sex, that's a whole 'nother problem

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Jonkbaby 22

means he likes you. turn that frown upside down

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GlobalGenocide 8

Some people are just naturally extra sweaty, nothing you can do about it really. I have to laugh at people that complain about it, the person sweating has as much control over their sweating as you do...

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peachesncreem 21

My bestfriend had a sweat gland removed from her armpit I think it was. Seemed extreme to me but I guess it bothered her that much she was willing to pay to have it taken out.

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Bekll 31

For some people it happens during sex (naturally). Should they stop because it's "disgusting"?

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