By horsefuck - 07/08/2015 12:51 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between her teeth. I have no idea how she didn't feel it, but I couldn't stop fixating on it and started going soft. I had to cry out, fake an orgasm, then toss the condom really quickly to spare her feelings. FML
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LibertyLife20 20

Or tell her she has broccoli in her teeth

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cutycat136 28

If you had have told her, she probably would have thought nothing of it, fixed the problem, and you could have had a real ****** instead of faking it

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beaglegal 42

I know you would hate to rabe her of the moment, but you should probably tell her. It's better she knows that there's something in her teeth before she goes out.

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WhoopteDo 26

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TomeDr 24

Good for you to spare her feelings like that.

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MRSwick2525 23

Seriously? All he had to do was tell her and she would probably gotten it out and gotten back in bed with him and back to business!

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EmoKami 21

Just like women who fake orgasms instead of coaching their bf, no?

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JayGatsby 25

Well the situation might be that OP's girlfriend might be very insecure about herself, so OP didn't want to point something out that would make her more insecure. It's a big assumption to make without a follow up, but just a thought.

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honz99999 11

He should've just turned her around and hit it from behind. Out of sight out of mind.

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MyGFisaturd 23

How nice OP, I'm sure it will be repaid one day!

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rileyrae0000 23

How is that nice? He could have just told her and then finished for real instead of letting a piece of good ruin his sex. It's really immature to be honest

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getindoe69 17

How is that immature, if he pointed out she had broccoli stuck in her teeth while inside her. she probably wouldn't have let him finish because she'd get that he was focusing on her teeth instead of the sex. so good job op

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rileyrae0000 23

Uh she could get it out real quick and then they could continue. I don't know about you but I wouldn't let broccoli get in the way of my sex

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inutaru 14

That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Have you never had a sex life where you can talk and joke during sex.....? Like a piece of broccoli isn't the worst thing to happen during sex and not something to fake gasm over.........it's not even that embarrassing if it's your significant other.....

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LibertyLife20 20

Or tell her she has broccoli in her teeth

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imkool136 22

Ya that's not a mood killer. "You like that? Want me to go harder?.. By the way you have broccoli in your teeth..."

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Candace7 19

Or you could get over it like a normal human being.

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1dvs_bstd 41

It's kinda gross but OP handled pretty decently.

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chaseafterwind82 29

'That right, guys fake orgasms too!' 'This has been a Public Service Announcement.'

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lat187 18

And you didn't break up with her?!?? Hahah but seriously, telling her she has broccoli in her teeth doesn't spare her feelings. You guys could have had a good laugh from it.

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devinaww 15

maybe she's really self conscious, or maybe she would be upset that he got distracted during SEX? I'm sure OP had his reasons, he's the one who really knows her

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cutycat136 28

If you had have told her, she probably would have thought nothing of it, fixed the problem, and you could have had a real ****** instead of faking it

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lexiieeex3 32

And maybe not have wasted a condom. That shit's expensive.

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nikkipettyfer 24

That's awesome that you thought of her before yourself, OP!

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