By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
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jiyong_fml 3

what a good man, you should keep him

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attatood 8

When women want it, men are supposed to jump and when men want it, women can conveniently have a headache or something... is that it? Once again, it is all about the women...

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penguinazul 13

I've said it before, and I got thumbs down on it, but I'll say it again: Just because you have a **** doesn't mean you get to be one. The end.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I have to ask, because your comment confused me - who's being a ****?

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penguinazul 13

All these spoiled brat women that the commenters are bitching about, lol. A LOT of women think that because they have a ****** they can just blink at their man, get what they want, and then bitch and moan when they don't get their way. In my eyes, that is being a ****, which is obscene language for ******, lol, and thus I say, just because you HAVE one doesn't mean you get to BE one. And that goes for men, too, for the record. (IE: Having a dick =/= being a dick). :)

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pavloviandoggy 4

I know it feels like a double standard, but it's painful for women to have sex when they're not in the mood. So it's understandable for them to want to turn it down every once in a while. Also, the husband could've just said, "I'm not in the mood" instead of "Right now?" like it's a chore to have sex with his wife.

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G15 0

For all we know, it could be. Some women are incredibly difficult to please.

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penguinazul 13

Who has sex without getting aroused first? Unless you're raping a girl, you wouldn't just stick your dick in her without SOME form of foreplay -- would it not, also, be painful for the guy to just randomly stick his dick in a ****** that wasn't aroused? Seems like it'd be awful dry down there..

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penguinazul 13

Well, no.. I actually just simply forgot about those people. I guess they have to get their jollies off as well... Whatever floats your boat!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

OMG! Pen! I spy a mistake in your post... Is it a blue moon already?

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penguinazul 13

Which Pen are you addressing, and which mistake am I missing? -is confused-

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Pen as in pendatik. I refer to you as penguin. :P He said "were" instead of "where", but it's since been corrected. Thanks for messing with me, mods!

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penguinazul 13

Well, Doortje has kindly pointed out another mistake for us, haha! I think it's pick on Pendatik day. Sorry, Pendatik!

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Doortje 29

I'm guessing pendatik and "they are at least one other group".

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penguinazul 13

...It is right! I think Door read the sentence incorrectly.

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Doortje 29

I did! It looks a little strange though, but after reading it again I realized it was right after all. Sorry! :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Pendatik squeezes out a win again. Don't worry, pen. It was only a dream. When you wake up it will all be over.

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alexfmllemon 0

wow your that much of a let down! post a pic and we can all rate!

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xxrockinrollxx 0

srry about that. I mean, he obiously isn't very turned on by you...get a new hubby.

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MaidenNoMore 0

well you can't expect anything less from a guy

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Niki0308 0

you should've said 'DAMN RIGHT! NOW GET YOUR AZZ IN THE BED NOW, er... hunney?' haha

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shortrevolution 0

That's a keeper.

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