Transportation: Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of... - FML

By TinyDancer22 - 25/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

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Yes I have a towel in my car. I bring my dog to the beach all the time and use towels to cover the seats.

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JustSoLost 8

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:08

Lol. At least your heart was in the right place.

Yatta_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:14

Haha, well you had very good intentions, most people don't even stop to help other people.

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justawallflower 27

Friday 27 June 2014 4:43

I laughed so hard that I snorted.Thanks making my day.

thatonetribute 31

Friday 20 March 2015 16:08

Your heart was in the right place. You seem sweet.

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