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By youshitme - 25/11/2009 14:45 - Australia

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14

Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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Oh nose!

By Thatsjustmee - 07/07/2021 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:07

Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.

whatthefuckcunt 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:05

you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."

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netfreak 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:04

lulz

lil_ham1644 29

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:24

You're

whatthefuckcunt 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:05

you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."

french_love_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:05

HAHAH your life sucks !! :)

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:07

Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.

genesis357 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:03

ha.. haha... wow. nice one :p

someguy945 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:49

I think he's nuts.

perryscherry 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:02

I giggled for quite a while at this perdix...thank u.

KASHMIR_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:59

lmfao at #4

GamingTroller101 12

Friday 24 June 2016 4:41

Balls*

Snowlight_fml 7

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:10

Sexy.

french_love_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:15

Yeah, i was in mcdonalds with some friends and i saw an old man who was wearing a short and his legs were open and we saw both of his balls ! that was funny but still FML

mim777 4

Monday 21 October 2013 17:54

did you not feel sorry for him !? thats horrible, poor thing !

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:14

I remember moderating this one...

rrokka187 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:14

How do u not feel ur ball hangin out?

Emperor_Jim 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:00

Apart from this guy's poor typing skills, he raises a good point. You'd think you'd feel a breeze or something.

youshitme 9

Thursday 26 November 2009 6:08

The costume was too loose, as it wasn't elastisised around the edges. Thankfully they've fixed it and there's no more balls to be seen

Cjw1220 0

Friday 6 August 2010 9:43

No, just has the same username as op and sounds informed about why it happened, but no. That is not the Original Poster.

youshitme 9

Sunday 22 August 2010 8:11

Yes that was me actually ...

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:16

Hmm when I thought of this it raises an interesting point... it's usually the left nut never the right one that's the focus. Seriously in rap it's left nut this, left nut that. And his left ******** fell out? Sheesh... to all the underappreciated right nuts know you're important too.