Intimacy: Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater... - FML

By today - 17/03/2010 06:12

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Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

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By Dan - 22/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

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Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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Wobble wobble

By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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By Money Shot - 15/07/2018 06:00

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Today, I was sunbathing by my pool, totally naked. After a while I got a boner and decided to jerk off. As I was about to finish, I rolled over to cum on the deck, but when I rolled back, my elderly neighbor yelled, "Don't do that in the open if you won’t give up the money shot." FML

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By beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

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Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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mama2b3 20

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:13

haha dirrty old men ;)

neopoliandreams 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:16

did you continue to watch?

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9010649 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:51

AAAAAAAHHHHH BURNED INTO MY MIND!!!1!11

daofao3 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:46

proper grammar?

If0nly 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:10

ew ew ew ew eww!

potatoboy 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:43

ewwww :'(

gorgeousmami33 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:53

I'll think twice before going into a pool next time. lmao.

matt1337c 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:46

One question: WHY?!?

drewrox 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:42

u liked iy

Drakanaa 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:43

For a second I thought you meant the dance. I was about to say, "What's wrong with that, asshole? Dancing is fun!" but then I realized... Yeah...evacuate the water promptly and pretend you didn't see that.

pooheeyore701 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:25

you dirty bird!

iplaymw2 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:11

thats repulasive

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Today, I found an eviction notice at the apartment my boyfriend and I share. I always give him my share of the rent, and he pays it. Or so I thought. He’s been using our rent money to shower his side chick with gifts and expensive dinners. The worst part? The girl is my 18 year-old sister. He’s 34. FML

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work, because, "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML

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Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

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