By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 896
You deserved it 3 639

Same thing different taste

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Savvysass 0

Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.

Eww, lol. Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD

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mohameddiop309 0

birds point of view "today, while on my daily flight, i crashed into this weirdo guy that wanted to see if a bird has a penis so i crapped on him, FMl. you deserve it for being an animal sex offender

that gives a whole new meaning to shit faced

haneki_fml 0

LMAO! Don't worry, I've been pooped on by a bird before too, it'll be funny to you in about a year.

how do you run into a bird? o.O either way, getting pooped on by a bird is supposed to be good luck! (at least that's what we tell the tourists...)

EPIC! YDI for being so stupid and hitting a bird with your face