All in a day's work!

By Joshtodon - 21/08/2018 22:00

Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
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Zekfen 17

Are you bald? Shiny heads are ideal targets.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Apparently, it's good luck, so make sure you play the lottery the next chance you get.

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Zekfen 17

Are you bald? Shiny heads are ideal targets.

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Davros 12

What a coincidence, we got shitfaced seeing Pearl Jam at Wrigley field this weekend.

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Kruxon 11

So you were an easy target.. even for a bird.

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commandpriority 5

Well... shit.

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Charlie Given 26

Wow I guess the bird didn't approve of the design of the tiles 😏

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Apparently, it's good luck, so make sure you play the lottery the next chance you get.

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distortedcognition 17

Manfred von Richthofen of birds! Did it sport lovely red plumage?

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