By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML
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jqmalang 17

"face your fears" they said. "you'll be stronger" they said.

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kibster9 20

All I can think of when I read this FML is the movie "The Birds". Where the birds attack the humans.

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xx000o 27

It knew you were afraid before you ever picked it up, it was just having some fun and confirming your fears at the same time.

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julianbozikovic 20

Not all birds are jerks, haha it was just coincidence! Good try though, hope you're okay! :D

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Cass_x 22

Birds can be really evil creatures.. But I guess you already figured that out ;p I hope you're okay!

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sureshadow 23

Depends on the breed and the temperament o the bird

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incoherentrmblr 21

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

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Kitty_Kat44 31

I think I'd rather this happen instead of attacking my face. Them beaks are sharp! The other can wash off. Although still gross.

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Greathoudini 11

Not sure why all of you took this as if they meant being pooped on is worse. What they meant was the bird could have also pooped on the OP, and to look at the bright side.

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Miss_Chevious 37

well that bird / situation escalated quickly... literally.

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epodax 12

That is one sneaky bird, playing nice untill it gets up close and then attacks! I bet it could smell the fear

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Mightytall 35

It's the velociraptors little brother, what did you expect?

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TypoFairy 20

Sounds like a Caique. Those birds are crazy! One second they're all happy and you can feed them and then their eyes dilate and they try to take your fingers off along with the treat.

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Seiko_fml 15

That's like my birds to people. xD

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abbylouise_x3 7

Okay, so what kind of bird was it?

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cristy91 33

A macaw could rip out a chunk of face but a love bird can only give a hard pinch. I would say bird species is relevant to his I injuries

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Miscellanonymous 8

That just happen to be coincedince. If you want to face your fear with birds, i'd say the safest way is to face them at a place where they are proffesionally trained. Shouldnt be no surprises.

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iAlissa 34

I have five tiny little birds and they can all be bitches. I understand your fear.

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