By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
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xosportsgirl14x 8

Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!

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frdmnky12 6

made my day. especially with the troll pic.

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iRuleUdrool 4

I can just imagine him saying that with a deep, raspy voice. I tried not to laugh..

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xosportsgirl14x 8

That's not troll, it's me gusta.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

It's creepy Me Gusta. Best one of the ragefaces.

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uprising_fml 0

this is where you poke holes into the condoms she's there to buy . don't worry, bitches and dicks always get what's coming to them .

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DjeePee 24

Yeah, because giving people unwanted pregnancies is really a funny thing to do!

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fmlpro0987 0

They meant how would you poke holes in the condoms when she's buyin them duh

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Nosrebor 8

What did the poor babies ever do to her? And if the bitch was still bitter, wouldn't she be single?

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ArielTheMermaid 17

At least you tried

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OnlyOnFML 0

Bitches will be bitches. It sucks about the foot. But hey, atleast you got the guy. Thats something she wont have again =D

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GOTxMILK 5

That's when you trip the bitch and curb stomp her.

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effedml 5

Or yank her down to the ground by her hair & stomp on her face!

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fangbanger_kitty 10

Haha American History X! (: that's all this reminded me of.

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chels1994 11

Eh she's jealous that you have what she probably wants. Let her be a bitch, it'll bite her in the ass sooner or later

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ty1992_farmlife 12

#22 is right. That's why the "bitch" is your boyfriends ex, jus remember you got the guy and he's most likely happier with you. So let her be the bitch she is, cus it will bite her in the ass later.

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iluvcupkakes 0

Just leave her alone next time u see her (if u ever do) she's a bitch but u have him so she loses

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Vagrarian 2

Oh no! That's horrible! Her stepping on your foot has definitely ruined your life forever! (Seriously, though, you should feel good, because you proved that you ARE the better person, and she's a nasty bitch.)

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soccerstar255212 8

Ouch even though that sucks be the better person!

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StarGurl86 0

And that's when you b*tch slap her right?

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