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Why all the capitals?
Gonna be Linda's next big novel. You should've seen her last one: Type In All Capitals To Make You Look More Important And Like You Know What You Are Talking About.
I'm sure he did it on purpose. Ignore it!
don't feel bad op, you're just a very forgettable person.
He's bluffing. He knows your name
Im sure he did it on person just to spite you, i suggest you brush it off and be happy you are no longer with him :)
That succcks.!
he is supid FYL
Wow. You really rattled his cage. You guys dated for 3 years -- he knows your name. He was super nervous to see you again. Probably even still has feelings for you. Maybe said your name once while having sex with the new girlfriend. Could be he gave you a different name so she didn't bitch slap him when they got out to the car
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Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."
No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."