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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 944

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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You deserved it 3 879

By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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You deserved it 49 143

By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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You deserved it 7 810

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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You deserved it 4 009

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 452

hippityhopp 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:58

Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."

beddington 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:03

No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."

Comments

SquirrelZilla 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:50

He did that on purpose. He doesnt want his new girl to feel threatened.

DeOilers 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:52

You should've said, "You mean our daughter's name?"

ZDK5498 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:57

he is either 3 things.... 1. a jerk for disrespecting you because he would obviously know your name unless he is a player with a different girl each night... 2. a dumb ass for not knowing your name because you were at a point bf and gf not too long ago... 3. is bad with names..

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:59

He probably did that so the new GF will not know it's your name he keeps saying during sex.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:02

Respond in kind..."Dick!"

To_Die_For 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:03

He could have been nervious about an obvious awkard situation, and said the wrong name by mistake, or he could have been being a jerk on purpose... In that case weather you see it now or not you dodged a bullet. Take care.

HaleyXx_fml 11

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:06

Awe well he was probably lying. I bet he remembered ur name very well. He did it to be a jerk and to make him look better to his new girlfriend. He's just a jerk.