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He did it on purpose.
Oh no that's not my name that's that girl you introduce me to last week that blonde big boobs you say was you girlfriend
Means he was cheating and probably still is on this girl better off without that pos
This isn't really an fml this is like an "I'm jealous"
Ha ha
huh he such a dick face huh!?!?
I assume you dumped him? Get over it. Why would he need to remember your name? He's obviously moved on.
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Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."
No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."