By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
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cristy91 33

In every house cat, there is a tiger waiting.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

No. You don't just ignore a crying infant. Especially when you are in a different room than they are and you can't see what is wrong, so you don't know if your infant is injured somehow or they simply need some cuddles or maybe some lunch. Plus, I would imagine that the screams the mouse was making was a totally different sound than that of a crying infant, so of course it would send a mother into a panic because she is not used to that particular sound and it could have meant that there was actually something seriously wrong.

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Jebitesevsi 11

Dial it back, Dora the hysteric. Nobody needs your butthurt display.

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WritingWrongs 8

What you didn't know was that the cat was trying to save your kid's life from pinky and the brain's nefarious schemes. I bet you didn't even thank him.

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IrePandaPotterLe 8

Good old times when they still showed Pinky and The Brain on TV... But...he only killed one of them!What's the other one gonna do now that his friend died and he's probably really mad? OP, you'd better carry around a bat or something to beat the survivor with when he'll come and attack you because your cat killed his friend.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I guess you better hope he killed Brain, then.

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peachesncreem 21

OP, did the mouse have an unusually large head? If it did, your cat is a hero! He just saved us all! Give him a treat for saving the planet.

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xio_fml 1

At least now you know your cat loves her....

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Tezoma 28

Well, I think to paint them well the cat will need more mice! I hope this cat is artistically talented.

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Randomness_Too 7

Would you prefer it had been eating lasagna?

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FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Yes. Yes I would've if that were me...

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BunchieRules 31

46 - I assume it's either A) The cat licking his lips with an evil smile, or B) A typo. Probably the former. :9

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LeCielNousAide 7

The cat is simply warning you what will happen if you keep ignoring him for the baby lol

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SApprentice 34

That mouse was just a scout, sent by the rat overlords to seek out potential nibbles. Your cat has thwarted their attempt, slaughtering the mouse before he could make his report. The mouse queen has issued a formal sanction against the rat king for his deliberate disregard of rodent life. King rat knew very well that the cat was sitting in wait, and yet he wasted that young mouse's life. The plunder and pillaging will continue in three days time, after the legal proceedings, beginning with the upstairs trashcans and working their way toward the kitchen sink. Telling you all of this makes me a traitor. I request immunity after the war has ended, and cookies. Mostly cookies.

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Eiregal2 10

You may hide under my bed, it is very spacious and chocolate and other sweet things hide down there at times so nibble to your hearts content!

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Hannahbee1234 5

This is fantastic. Though I'm now afraid of rat lords.

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XanderJayNix 17

If I give you a cookie, will you requisition a glass of milk?

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