Animals: Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By emelie000 - 29/07/2022 14:00

Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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Jordanln97 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:15

Oh my god

cristy91 33

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:16

In every house cat, there is a tiger waiting.

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leahmae88 7

Monday 17 December 2012 5:52

Good kitty

nails4life 2

Monday 17 December 2012 9:03

Your cat has her own bedroom?

Why_Not31 12

Friday 21 December 2012 5:08

Haha! I remember mom telling us kids that the cats used to put live mice and rabbits in our cribs and play-places, and they'd kill them right in front of us at first, then they just tried to wait for us to do the same, as if we were their kittens. That conversation got awkward real fast when dad piped in to say that I actually killed one of the injured mice with my baby teeth when I was one year old. Mom told him he could've left that bit out, and my siblings shunned me as a "mouse-killer" for the rest of the day. Maybe your cat was trying to teach the baby to kill/hunt.

Jebitesevsi 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 14:53

That's adorable!

Jebitesevsi 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 14:47

Good kitty! The OP would be singing a different dirge, if she found mouse poop in her daughter's crib.

JBChristian 47

Saturday 24 September 2016 0:17

As a new father, I approve of the cat and recommend a promotion and raise. I would rather have a wall painted in mouse blood than a mouse cuddling with my child.