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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

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Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

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By greg - 14/02/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

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By Just wanted a cigarette - 31/07/2015 02:06 - United States - Lagrangeville

Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 20 January 2017 6:07

Sounds like she planned this so that she can press charges against you. I'd invest in a good lawyer and get as many friends and family on your side that can vouch for how antagonistic your mother-in-law has been in the past. If you can prove that you don't have a history of reckless behavior when agitated, that would help too.

somedudesomewher 29

Friday 20 January 2017 2:35

<p>If I were you I wouldn't have gone at 5mph</p>

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player69badboy 0

Thursday 26 January 2017 21:28

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Tattooed_momster 14

Friday 27 January 2017 0:23

Honestly this sounds like something my MIL would do. I hope you can clear your name OP good luck!

Tattooed_momster 14

Friday 27 January 2017 0:23

Honestly this sounds like something my MIL would do. I hope you can clear your name OP good luck!

Thor1012 28

Friday 27 January 2017 2:49

Genuinely would not put this past my own exes mother. Something badly wrong with people and more so when others don't believe you .All the best op

thelittlem 15

Friday 27 January 2017 3:10

dash cam is your friend.

Suckmybigrooster 1

Friday 27 January 2017 3:36

Well you can't be full of shit and have it out for her and learn to drive you dumb bitch

Suckmybigrooster 1

Friday 27 January 2017 3:36

Well you can't be full of shit and have it out for her and learn to drive you dumb bitch

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 27 January 2017 3:43

I'm not sure you understand the context of the FML. The mother-in-law threw herself in front of the car at the last second. OP's driving skill has nothing to do with her mother-in-law being a vindictive idiot.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 27 January 2017 3:42

It takes a very bold, very foolish person to physically injure themselves just to get back at someone for an argument. Sounds to me like your monster- I mean mother-in-law - has some serious issues that need to be dealt with, pronto.

jcash52426 5

Friday 27 January 2017 3:45

Wire me $10,000.00 and I'll run her over for you I'm the mother in law killer.

flakawaka 0

Friday 27 January 2017 7:32

If she presses charges she's a twat. Good luck op.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 27 January 2017 12:03

Meaning she's not one for throwing herself in front of OP's car on purpose to begin with? In my opinion, pressing charges would promote her from twat to super-twat.