Today, my sister decided that it would be a great idea to give...

By Monkeyspank - 26/01/2017 22:00

Today, my sister decided that it would be a great idea to give my almost two-year-old son some strong black coffee. FML

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By my_way_1213 - 09/06/2018 20:30

Today, at 2 in the afternoon, I walked in on my 6-year-old making coffee. When I asked what he was doing, he said, "You were being grumpy, and you said coffee makes you not so grumpy." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 03:50 - United States - La Grange

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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By ... - 20/01/2019 02:00

Today, I yelled, "Fuck me, oh shit!" instinctively after accidentally spilling boiling hot coffee all over myself. My 3-year-old niece found this hilarious, and won't stop saying "Fuck my shit." Her parents are due to pick her up any moment. FML

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By megean c.l. - 20/01/2013 21:36 - United States

Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

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By stargirl - 19/07/2011 00:36 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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acmariner99 25

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:12

I'm very curious about the outcome to this

aggoden_bed 9

Friday 20 January 2017 7:48

<p>At least she didn't give him red bull. </p>

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CrazyJolteon 0

Friday 20 January 2017 5:03

Rip your energy

dmb1998 0

Friday 20 January 2017 5:06

It actually helps them to be less hyper

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:30

that's only for children who have hyperactivity it will calm them down sometimes.

Arashikage 18

Friday 27 January 2017 5:04

I think you're missing a "U" in your username between the D and the M

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 20 January 2017 5:34

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worldclassrager 39

Friday 27 January 2017 4:24

The hut?

aggoden_bed 9

Friday 20 January 2017 7:48

<p>At least she didn't give him red bull. </p>

diisneygirl 2

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:09

Wow. Why would she do that?

acmariner99 25

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:12

I'm very curious about the outcome to this

samwilliams800 28

Friday 27 January 2017 15:30

The kid will be wired for about a day and a half. At least that's what happened when my sister gave coffee to her friend's kids at that age.

602offroad 12

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:35

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.

jessmakesamess 9

Friday 27 January 2017 5:17

*sippy cup

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:40

Kids already have enough energy...unless a caffeine crash was intended so she could relax...

katherinerose89 9

Thursday 26 January 2017 23:17

She should have asked but if it helps, black coffee has less caffeine and it'll probably help him poop ??

Regulate 21

Thursday 26 January 2017 23:27

Coffee is a placebo.

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