Or maybe she's a Ghostbuster?

Or maybe she's santa clause

No.

Ah, nice try. "A" for effort! ;)

There is no silver lining here besides the fact she is alive and has a job. This is a pure fml otherwise. Lol. Nice try kyleekay. I'd be scarred forever.

You and 16 both referenced "firefighters". I apologize if I don't get the reference, maybe this is better in a private message but I don't usually use the website. What are you referencing?

In the fire station they slide down a pole to the garage where the trucks are.

I just got it. Sorry for my ignorance all, I'll try harder next time.

Who doesn't like to see a nice pair of ******* every now and then?!?

He was most likely at the strip club to watch the strippers strip

You see, what had happened was, OP was walking down the street when a drunk butcher stumbled out of his shop, spilling twenty pounds of raw bacon all over OP. Then an on-duty dog walker with a dozen dogs in tow and a squad of rookie k-9 cops happened to pass by. Driven mad by hunger and the irresistible aroma of bacon, the dogs all broke free and chased OP down the street. He ran and ran and ran until he happened upon the Luck Dragon, who kindly gave OP a ride to save him from the salivating dogs. OP and the Luck Dragon laughed with delight as they watched the dogs leaping hopelessly in the air. But their mirth turned to terror when the Emperor suddenly used his Sith powers to shoot lighting from his hands, striking down the poor Luck Dragon. As OP hurtled towards Earth, Harry Potter swooped down on his Nimbus 2000 and plucked OP from the sky. Harry Potter brought OP to a safe landing. Just as OP was thanking Harry for saving his life, Dorothy dropped a house on him. OP looked on in stunned misery as Harry's toes curled up his leg until he disappeared. "Harry!" he cried in dismay at the untimely death of his rescuer, "By Grapthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!" OP, in a fit of wild rage, summoned the flying monkeys to carry him in pursuit of Dorthy. He followed them to where Dorothy had taken refuge in a strip club. "I'll get you, my pretty!" he vowed vehemently, bursting through the doors, "and you're little dog too!" But as he cast about the dark club in search of his quarry, his eyes beheld something he did not expect--his long lost sister, scantily clad and grinding on a stripper pole! "NOOOOOO!!!!"

*Your little dog. My bad.

If that wasn't so long, I'd have thumbed it up (I can't because I'm on my phone).

Why, thank you, 73. :) And to those of you who thumbed my comment down: **** you guys. My story is awesome. t('.'t)

It is awesome, but there is one flaw. Harry potter uses his firebolt (the fastest broom in the wizarding world) throughout the majority of the books.

66: awesome story

Apparently 31 doesn't like *******.

78, He felt like switching it up that day. After he defeated Voldemort, Harry used the vast fortune his parents left him to build a grand estate just outside of Hogsmeade. Attached to his mansion is a massive broom closet where he keeps his vast collection of brooms. Harry loved taking pleasure flights on his various brooms, may he rest in peace.

Stupid questions...

Haha you should right a knockoff of Harry potter

Yeah, I bet I could totally pull an E. L. James...preferably with less BDSM. O.O

Wait, does Harry Potter die? I haven't read the books or watched the latest movies, but now I'm curious...

Yes he dies. I'm sorry to ruin the ending for you. He gets shot in the butt by a wand and dies. Horrible way to end the story if you ask me.