By Teddy - 26/11/2012 20:54 - United States - Gardner

Spicy
Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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H00ks 19

Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.

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loulumpkin 8

That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.

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myeviltwin 20

I had fun watching her :P jk jk jk. that sucks man. Every guy likes to see strippers but none (that I know of) wants any of those strippers to be his sister.

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dilley86 4

Oh no, daddy molested me. Time to strip and/or become a sperm dumpster :)

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GoldenGrizzly 7

Maybe there is a reason she doesn't want you in her life. Obviously.

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Fuzzidio 2

Really?? Does that mean your sister is one of Santa's Elves??

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buckdharma 37

Six years is a long time to stay up a pole. I would think that has to be a world record.

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clairelolz 5

You realized this before you let the cash rain, right?

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gracehi 31

Make it rain! Make it, make it, make it--OH GOD, NO!

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bnwilko1 4

Why was your family at a strip club?

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