you should have owned it like psy owns being a tiny, tiny man. it is easier to own dirty boxers though, although you could have played it off as being kinky with your chick for your birthday but the jokes will never be lived down so just own it!

Did everyone laugh stare or both

You should have worn dirty boxers, it would have been better.

I'm sure it was your FIRST time you wore them just so happens its all perfect timing. Righhhhhhht.

Nothing wrong with a man wearing women's underwear, but wearing someone else's underwear without their permission? That's not okay. Not just in terms of stretching them out, but also as a violation of privacy.

No man wears women's undergarments who doesn't want to. Just let your freak flag fly already.

Sure you ran out of clean boxers. But really wear some old ones or nothing at all.

I think you just wanted to wear her panties.