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By no more tp - 17/02/2011 06:22

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Running

By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 08:00 - United States - Yorktown

Today, I'm a teacher and was diagnosed with a sinus infection and UTI. The doctor warned me the two antibiotics may cause the runs. My doctor was right, they did, during class. I made it to the bathroom, did the deed, only to find out there was no toilet paper. FML

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Bathroom breakdown

By Anonymous - 10/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I used the public restroom at a park. After washing my hands, I went to dry them, only to realize there were no paper towels. I thought the air dryer would work, but it broke halfway through, leaving me standing there, awkwardly fanning my hands with my arms spread wide. A group of teenagers walked in and started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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Mind your own business

By :(( - 30/05/2013 21:18 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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zowieandzander77 1

Thursday 17 February 2011 13:11

are you sure you didn't use bathroom cleaner wipes ... facial tissue doesn't have sanitizer in it.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 15:52

In this type of situation, you need to immediately crap your pants, take the pants off, and set an eight year old kid on fire. "How would doing these actions help my situation?" you're probably asking. I can't hold your hand every step of the process. Sometimes, you need to figure out the next part of your plan yourselves. By the way, since this is a Tourette's thread, where the hell is KaySL, Sirin, and mercyFML at?

Comments

sk826 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:04

I wish people thought I had tourettes so I could sat whatever the he'll I wanted to say

pickles1994 18

Friday 18 February 2011 1:15

that's a totally different type of disease... I saw it on southpark... some type of other tourrets

tobabo101 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:36

you sir, are a pig.

canzonetta 16

Friday 18 February 2011 9:06

Just having tourettes doesn't give you the right or freedom to say and do everything you want. Worse: you then don't have that freedom either from your environment or from your own mind. If anyone thinks they would like to have tourette, they can have mine. Very welcome.

krismir29 0

Friday 8 April 2011 22:12

as if that's bad enough?? that's not bad bro. tissues are way nicer haha

kittie44 0

Monday 20 February 2012 11:17

Wow like using tissue paper makes you're life bad try actually having to live with touretts syndrome you have no idea how hard it is I was diagnosed with it when I was 12 and I'm 21 now....

m3gazord 2

Friday 25 May 2012 9:21

Having Tourettes is not an FML, I'm not ashamed of having Tourettes it's part of who I am. I'm sick of people frowning upon those who have it. We are normal people and we aren't less intelligent or weird. It's not appreciated to be someone else's FML.