Fight or flight

By hannah - 17/02/2011 05:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

It probably sensed your fear.

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toelie 26

If she peed on you, it means she considers you her territory. Take the compliment. Beats having your eyes scratched out anyway.

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Raddaya 3

Just be happy you're not the guy who picked up a kitty so ungently it shat all over him...Though that does suck, poor you...I hate cats, dogs are much better imo!

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atomicJ 0

that's better than being scratched

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macho4819 0

not even close lol ill take a scratch anyday >_<

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rinzlerkitty94 31

You can get really sick from cat scratches.

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lionandthelamb61 9

It probably sensed your fear.

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mariazzz 5

Yuck. Cats are so annoying. I'm with no.1 dogs are the best. send your friend the dry-cleaning bill. That cat pee must have an awful smell....

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cheif_legit 0

your lucking it didnt turn into a flying ***** and shit in your eye

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toelie 26

If she peed on you, it means she considers you her territory. Take the compliment. Beats having your eyes scratched out anyway.

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dgraves21 6

Dog guy here through and through...however I got a cat too. But I turned it into a dog so it's cool. Only scratches if you touch it's butt. I toss that cat around like a rag doll and he wants to be petted.

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tona01 16

he tried something perverted... that went horribly wrong

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Jimboom 11

Cats can sense evil. You probably just scared the piss out of it.

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