By no more tp - 17/02/2011 06:22

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML
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zowieandzander77 1

are you sure you didn't use bathroom cleaner wipes ... facial tissue doesn't have sanitizer in it.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

In this type of situation, you need to immediately crap your pants, take the pants off, and set an eight year old kid on fire. "How would doing these actions help my situation?" you're probably asking. I can't hold your hand every step of the process. Sometimes, you need to figure out the next part of your plan yourselves. By the way, since this is a Tourette's thread, where the hell is KaySL, Sirin, and mercyFML at?

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underpaid011 0

you can always use the shower. the shower heads you hold in your hand have a great "wash your asshole stream of cleansing" setting. and when someone asks if you have Tourette's say "yes! DOUCHE BAG! PILE OF SHIT!!". Everyone will leave you alone.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Having Tourrettes doesn't mean you curse unnecessarily all the time, it means you have motor/vocal tics that you can't control. Get your disorder information from somewhere other than Youtube.

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tigrouficele2012 44

To add to that, the common stereotype of uncontrollable swearing is actually coprolalia, which only shows up in about 10% of people with Tourette's. Coprolalia is part of a group of subsets that someone with Tourette's or any other tic disorder may or may not possess, including palilalia (repeating oneself) and echolalia (repeating other people). At least, that's how I understand it; anyone with more technical knowledge can correct me if I'm wrong.

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iNekoGamergurl 0

27 yeaaa... theres a guy in my math class with tourettes:( (palilalia: ex: so you use division?-division-di-di-division, division?)he shouts out random noises and flaps his arms.. sometimes he walks uncontrollably into walls ... poor anthony -.-

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sammyfon7 0

simple solution. gold bond

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

In this type of situation, you need to immediately crap your pants, take the pants off, and set an eight year old kid on fire. "How would doing these actions help my situation?" you're probably asking. I can't hold your hand every step of the process. Sometimes, you need to figure out the next part of your plan yourselves. By the way, since this is a Tourette's thread, where the hell is KaySL, Sirin, and mercyFML at?

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perdix 29

Idiots! You clearly don't have Tourette's -- it's obviously ADHD: Asshole's Damn Hot Distress.

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eternalsunlight 5

At least they would have been understanding if you did have tourettes.

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twistedline 0

well obviously they did not know the backside of the story.

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davek 36

"**** no I don't have cocking Tourette's you bunch of wankers!"

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coryadam23 0

Wow, you should have stood up and acted as if you did just to make them feel like jerks. I vote you punch them in the face!

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alexjane123 0

Everyone who says tourettes is ignorant (deprived of knowledge) because you should know that its tourette not tourettes and i would know because my sister has one of the worst cases in the country...also number 19 i highly doubt that you do not saying you dont but since you can;t even spell it leads me to believe u dont!

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Watermelon2011 6

it's "can't" not "can;t". If you want to be a grammar Nazi do it right smart ass.

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leahlolitaa 0

You can say both "Tourette" and "Tourette's". However, I have only heard "Tourette's." Sorry about your sister, but try not to be such a ******* douche.

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tobabo101 0

seriously you need to get the **** over yourself, a lot of people with Tourette syndrome call it Tourettes , I myself do and I am ranked in the top 5 percentile of how bad my tics and co morbidities are and doctors ask me for my opinion on certain topics because as you should be aware Tourettes is not a very well known syndrome , I can sympathize with your sister but honestly you just sound like an attention seeker and an arse .

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