Miscellaneous: Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 6 756

By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 61 677

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 39 823

Cool phone

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 03:30

Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML

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You deserved it 1 334

One night

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - ?ngelholm

Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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You deserved it 917

Kitchen nightmares

By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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You deserved it 1 039

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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You deserved it 288

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 6 967

Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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You deserved it 2 592

By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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You deserved it 5 352

EmilianaLondon 14

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:09

Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.

golden_warrior 23

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:09

You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it

Comments

kingbrizo 24

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:49

at least the rest of us can now verify that it doesnt work- and no harm to OUR phones

tfowl61692 14

Friday 24 January 2014 20:19

wow your stupid!

Darkwish3 6

Wednesday 29 January 2014 20:31

you are an idiot. my daughter knew better than that when she was 3!

i_h8t_everything 12

Saturday 22 February 2014 23:52

Did sparks fly?

i_h8t_everything 12

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:37

At least now we know how long it's gonna take to cook up stupidity.

FemskyD 26

Thursday 13 March 2014 12:01

Thats idiotic

juanschwartz 18

Sunday 27 April 2014 20:24

Did you read it off The Onion?

fictionaldiary 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:30

Dear god you're stupid

lillywiggles89 1

Thursday 5 June 2014 21:44

Moron of the year goes too...

jmaxmarsh 9

Saturday 19 July 2014 3:29

How are you writing this then?

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 31 July 2014 8:10

There is a magical device called a laptop or desktop computer. FML started as a website and not an app, dumbass.

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Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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Today, after working for 12 hours in the cold rain on muddy terrain, my coordinator drove down a hill and didn't come back. I was stuck in the middle of nowhere, forced to walk two hours uphill back to HQ to find him there. FML

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